อยากโก๋ต้องทำปาท่องโก๋

มาแว้ว หายไปนานเนอะ ยุ่งนุงนังอะดิ ทั้งเรียนทั้งงานป้าเสือ วันหยุดทั้งทีไม่มีอะไรทำ จริงๆมี แต่ไม่อยากทำ คืออ่านหนังสือกองพะเนินที่ตั้งอยู่ประจันหน้าอยู่นี่ แต่เราแสร้งไม่สนใจหันมาเทใจให้ของอร่อยยามเช้าดีกว่า ก็มันคิดถึงบ้านอะนะ คิดถึงโอวัลดินหอมๆ กับปาท่องโก๋อุ่นๆ ที่ปายนะ หมอกหนาๆ กับปาท่องโก๋โอวัลติน ปากพองรับอรุ่น ประทับใจจริงๆ ไปด้วยกันนะกับเพื่อนนิว แต่เพื่อนอาจไม่เคยเห็นเพราะเพื่อนไม่ตื่นเลย 555

คราวนี้เกิดจะมาอยากกินที่อังกิดนี่ แล้วจะไปหาที่ไหนหละ ก็ต้องทำเองหนะซิ เกิดมาไม่เคยทำมาก่อน ดีแต่ซื้อกินอย่างเดียว วันก่อนไปเดินร้านไทยที่ SOHO เห็นเจ้ากล่องแป้งสำเร็จ TIPPY เลยเผลอหยิบมาอย่างวุ่วาม ไม่น่าเชื่อว่ามันไม่ได้ยากเลยสักนิด ก็เอาแป้งมานวดๆกับนำ้และนำ้มันนิดหน่อย พอแป้งเข้ากันดีก็พักไว้ 30 นาที แล้วก็ สวมวิญญาณแม่ค้าปาท่องโก๋เลย เลียนแบบทุกสิ่งที่เคยเห็นเค้าทำตามแผง ทอดพอเหลืองหอม อร่อยจริงๆ เหมือนที่เค้าทำขายไม่ผิดเพี้ยน ลองไปหาทำกันดูนะ สนุกและอร่อย ว่าจะทำเลี้ยงป้าเสือกับป้าไก่ trip ที่จะถึงนี้นะคะ

> หน้าตาเจ้ากลอ่ง TIPPY ที่บอก

> ทอดให้เหลืองทอง อันแรกๆ แอบไหม้นิดนึง

> แล้วก็ได้หน้าตาแบบนี้ เป็นผลลัพธ์

ปล. หลังจากทำแล้ว เพื่อนเล็กบอกว่าสำเร็จรูปเป็นตัวๆ เค้าก็มีขายที่ร้านไทย ไมไม่ซื้อมากินวะ ง่ายกว่าอีก เอ่อ นะ ก็ฉ้านไม่รู้นี่หว่า แต่ว่าทำเองอย่างนี้ก็แอบ proud นะยะ แบ่งนังเพื่อนหมึกลอง ดันไม่ยอมรับประทานตอนร้อน พอเย็นมันก็ไม่อร่อย หนอยมันแอบทิิ้ง เสียของจริงๆ อันนี้เชผแอบเซ็ง

Free lovers (or wired sexuality)

After all day exhausted studies, it was the time to relax my brain. Laying down on the bed and watching telly at home was the best relaxation for poor student as me, of course, after eating 2 big bowls of Red curry which had been cooked since last Sunday. I had been being as a couch potato since 7 to 12 pm. I spent 5 hours perceiving the recently popular concept of the English’s TV programs which had emphasized on one magic world “SEX”.. As I have showed you guys about the naked event in this country sometime ago, increasingly, the new programs, the same idea though, are being come out everyday.

For example, “Sex Education” which educates peoples how to deal with sex in 360 degrees. It doesn’t present only sexual view but also covers all the subjects about being human, obviously, 70% of the contents in the program focusing on sex. I do like this program coz of the main content, which is really interesting and educational. But I don’t really like the way of presentation. English people might find it is so common to show humans’ things in front of the screen but i have found that sometime it is unnecessary to do so.

Another example which I am so curiously impressed is “Free lovers” presented by Down Poster who is a new generation actress, she might be only 18 years old, I guess. This documentary was filmed in Germany where sexuality is quite a common topic, kinky styles are general behavior for people to talk and live with. The presenter, Down, spent a week in the village where people share everything also husbands and wives to each other. It sounds interesting, isn’t it?

The first part of the documentary talked about the group of people who has believed that “love is free for everyone and shouldn’t be committed by only one guy and one woman”. The 37 years old swinging woman who had got married with one man, also one child, but had others 2 lovers said proudly “my relationships with 3 guys at the same time was truly beautiful” whilst she was sitting in the middle of those guys who were called the Lovers. This relationships were happened after she had been a member of the swinging group for many years that why sometime she swung back to the same person so after many times repeating sexual activities with the same one she became falling in love with those guys, luckily they love her as well. I was really surprised that her husband didn’t have any extra lover; moreover, he loved being in that position. There is no jealousy or even anger between them. It is completely opposite from the real world.

The next day she took us to the exceptional house and hut that had been provided for all the people in the village to use it like a hotel whenever they wanted to have swinging sex with other members, weirdly, they had shared sexual lives together among the members in the community. The house had many rooms and each room had variety of protective tools for having sexual activity. One poor husband told us that he was not happy to see his wife having relationship with other guys but at least it was better than losing her. Umm….”I can accept whatever she did outside but every nights I have known that my wife will come back home and stayed with me and our child, that is the only thing I can demand” he added.

The last part of the program, the presenter had to join an incentive ceremony that had been believed that was the essence of the community. In the ceremony, all the people had to be naked and then stayed in the same room, where was no light, together with closing eyes whilst one guy who acted like the head of this ceremony, reciting something that sounded like he was praying, at the same time, pouring oil on his followers’ bodies. As soon as their body had been covered by oil they started rubbing themselves then other members’ bodies. That picture, which was being showed on my screen, obviously represented erotic emotions of the people in that ceremony but there was nothing more happened in that room, they were just only rubbing each other. This is the essence of this ceremony; people show their love to each other by rubbing, said head of the ceremony. Sound strange, isn’t it? Honestly there was more than that but I couldn’t remember.

After that ceremony the presenter made confession in front of the screen that she had lost her mind, not completely though, in that room. She still had her conscious, known what was she touching at, but she had to show respect to their ceremony by pretending herself liked she had completely lost her mind. Then they had big celebration, eating, drinking and dancing.

The documentary has been finished with happiness. The presenter was saying goodbye to those people but gave the conclusion, which bias judged the whole story as the imaginative world, behind them. For me, understandably, it is such a beautiful world if people loved each other without any condition but in some point it also leaved an abandoned painfulness to someone else anyway. Furthermore, I cannot stop thinking that it is such a dirty world as well.